Posts Tagged ‘dan brown’

Dan Brown’s books have sold millions of copies despite an obvious handicap. And I’m not talking about their lousy style. According to google, Dan Brown’s books don’t contain any sex scenes at all. I wonder why. All descriptions of sex acts, erotica paraphenalia, documents, and secret rituals in this parody are accurate. All said-bookisms, leaden dialogue […]

I recently read Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code for the lols and I thought I’d share some of its worst passages with you. Sophie looked equally intimidated as her eyes scanned the lobby. Does her face have 2 personalities? Pulling his driver’s cap down further, he effected as rough a facade as his cultured […]